problemnyatic:

sorry every age gap is problematic now. yeah the only ethical relationship left is twincest it’s the only way to avoid a power dynamic

evilscientist3:

cognitohazardous:

life back then mustv been crazy people just thought whatever

The experiment was crushing a bean and saying it smelled like cum afterward btw

podcastwizard:

the hot new trend is “guard posting”

vera-lycaon:

evilscientist3:

evilscientist3:

Taking beastrogen to become a wretched creature

Taking pestosterone to become a nasty nuisance

take both at once to instantly turn yourself into a coyote

psych-is-the-name:

ravenkinnie:

I laughed so hard I choked on saliva

my hungry ass could never work at a cemetery😋

stetson-sarsaparilla:

honeycomb-butch:

california quails they’re unforgettable. small and round, black feather on top.

ALT

audrey-hepbae:

997:

mclennonyaoi:

mclennonyaoi:

this is objectively one of the worst opinions on history i’ve ever read thank you grimes.

we need to disregard absolutely all historical accuracy and make history into a marketable fandom to sell more alexander the great plushies #profit!!!!!!

dumbest canadian alive

If Hamilton was a tweet

sampangea:

dykegonzo:

captain-price-unofficially:

girlmostlikely:

inthefallofasparrow:

woolandflax:

woolandflax:

woolandflax:

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

roundo:

Do you think jesus ever got hard while those big buff roman soldiers were jostling him around and restraining him and putting a crown of thorns on his head. Sorry who said that

onlywayin:

tranny-fragrance:

a 12 pack of dr pepper is like a monkeys paw but instead of 3 wishes you get 12 and you can only wish for a can of dr pepper